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As Flavor Flav might say, you know what time it is.

It's link time, friends, as we take a quick trip around the Blogosphere to bring you the day's freshest catches. Yeeeahhh, boyyyys! (And girlsss!)

Celebslam weighs in on Brittany Murphy's growing reputation as a diva.

Just Jared files a breaking report on Naomi Campbell's hospitalization.

The always-kind Go Fug Yourself asks, "Is Tara Reid all fugged up?"

The Gossip Girls dish about the Olsen Twins' new clothing line.

Popsugar ponders, "Who is that mystery man with Jennifer Aniston?"

Celebrity Baby Blog gives birth to Melissa Joan Hart's final baby journal entry.

Meanwhile, What Would Tyler Durden Do kneels before the superior masculinity of Hugh Jackman.

See you next time!

Is the carnival back in town already?

Nah; it's just a pink-wigged Amy "Tattooed Lady" Winehouse and Kelly "Ghostface Kella" Osbourne, scaring entertaining a young fan. (Either that, or some bizarre ventriloquist's act is afoot.)

We're not sure what the occasion was, who the girl is, or whether she was forced to adopt Winehouse's makeup style under duress.

But if this is an indication of what kind of scene to expect when Winehouse moves into the Osbournes' London residence, which she announced plans to do earlier this month, we'd say a reality show is in order.

Newly minted celebrity couple Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were spotted celebrating their relationship at Los Angeles' Hyde Lounge last night, before dashing off in the Good Charlotte guitarist's car.

While Hollywood relationships aren't known for their durability, we have a good feeling about this one, and wish those crazy kids all the best.

More importantly, we can't help what this might mean for onetime BFFs Paris and Nicole Richie, what with Benji's bro, Joel, being Nicole's baby-daddy and all. Could a Simple Life spin-off be far behind? Oh, Lord; we think we're developing a case of the vapors.

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No, Anthony "Sir" Hopkins wasn't addressing a Shriners' convention.

The lauded thespian donned a tassled chapeau to unveil a statue of revered British comedian Tommy Cooper in the latter's hometown of Caerphilly, Wales over the weekend.

During the dedication Hopkins delivered a spot-on imitation of Cooper, who wore a fez as one of his trademarks.

"Before I start I just want to say this; this. Or that. Or this is as funny as that," Hopkins joked.

Much to our dismay, the actor didn't depart from the ceremony in a tiny car.

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Good Mormon, starshine!

Eternal heartthrob Donny Osmond flashed his legendary million-watt smile as he prepared to depart from Los Angeles post-Oscars on Monday.

The eternally youthful Osmond had reason to grin as he signed autographs for fans; not only does he have a new album, From Donny With Love, out this week, but a full-scale Osmonds tour has been announced, presumably including his collapsible sister Marie.

Speaking of which, it was recently announced that Donny had hired Marie's 16-year-old son, Michael, as his personal stage manager for the tour. The hiring was something of a lifeline for the troubled lad, who was recently released from rehab.

Hmm; maybe Amy Winehouse can open for them?

Forget the gowns, the glitz, the sublime whimsy of host Jon Stewart.

As far as we're concerned, the standout moment of last night's Oscars came courtesy of Gary Busey.

The traditional banality of the red-carpet interview process was shattered into a thousand tiny pieces when  Busey  approached Ryan Seacrest, who at the time was attempting to extract a trite soundbite from Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney, and engaged Ry-Ry in a stream-of-consciousness ramble.

According to Seacrest, Busey laid the following rap on him, edited for something resembling clarity:

"You are to me, when you're working, an innocent champion of honesty ... Your heart has a way to embrace the truth in your delivery without looking like you are reading from a script .... What spontaneity is--spontaneity comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation began."

As if to underscore his point, Busey leaned in and planted a kiss on the neck of a visibly nonplussed Garner.

Perhaps this moment was a result of Busey's skull-splitting motorcycle accident several years back. Or was Busey, who converted to Born-Again Christianity following the spill, merely spreading the Good Word, as he saw it?

Either way, we salute Busey for cutting through the pomp and circumstance to keep it real--or unreal, as it were.

Click below to view a gallery of Busey purchasing sandwiches--which he apparently does when he's not providing the rest of us with food for thought.