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We are really having a hard time deciding on which of the many many permutations of Drew Barrymore and Justin Long's names is the funniest.  Just In Drew?  BarryLong?  Bustin Dong?  For now, we're settling on the hybrid used in the title.

Children in Los Angeles delighted in a rare treat today, as the latest tour of Sesame Street on Ice arrived in town with a parade featuring none other than Big Bird!

Oh, wait. That's not Big Bird? It's Kirstie Alley? Wow.

Sorry, kids.

Kirstie's visit to Krimson Hair Studio today was apparently cut short, as she left the establishment with her hair still wet.

The reason for the abrupt departure remains a mystery.

Perhaps, in a moment of clarity, she realized that her hairstyle was the least of her problems.

Or, probably more likely, she got hungry and decided to go out foraging.

If we were Valerie Bertinelli, we'd be watching our backs right now.

Take heart, guys and gals; if you had your sights set on Pete Wentz or Ashlee Simpson, there's still time to make your move without coming off like a skeevy homewrecker.

Contrary to recent buzz, the couple--seen here at a CD release party for Ashlee's Bittersweet World album earlier this week--is not engaged, according to one of Ashlee's representatives.

Rumors began to circulate about the alleged engagement after Ashlee appeared on Fuse TV's The Sauce and showed off a promise ring that the Fall Out Boy bassist had given her.

"It just means that he hasn't asked my Dad (for permission) yet," Simpson said when asked what the ring meant.

With regard to another rumor--that the pair are expecting a baby--that's a big negative, too, despite a recent FriendsOrEnemies post the pair had made suggesting otherwise, according to Simpson.

We haven't been this disillusioned since our parents told us the truth about the Tooth Fairy, which we're still recovering from. But hey, that was only a week ago, so give us time.  

Who wears short-shorts? Lindsay Lohan wears short-shorts.

Temperatures reached into the 80s yesterday in the Los Angeles area, and LiLo took advantage of the unseasonably warm weather to show off her gams while lunching in Beverly Hills.

We have to say, for a girl who's packed about 45 years of life into her 21-year existence, she's holding up pretty good. Look at those legs; smooth, shapely, and not a single puncture wound to be found.

Of course, with her kid sister Ali recently announcing plans to launch her own show-biz career, Lindsay's probably feeling a little extra pressure to keep herself fit these days. That's what we call a healthy competition.

Yowsers; we guess Barbadian bombshell Rihanna is determined to make good on the title of her latest album, Good Girl Gone Bad.

On Tuesday, the singer took to the stage in Dublin in an outfit that must have had attendees' heart rates triplin'.  The barely-there, red-and-black number made her look half-dominatrix, half-superhero and all woman.

Forget the umbrella; we need a fan and a glass of ice-water. It's getting hot in here!

Hello, Blogheads!

Today we have two reasons to celebrate.

One, it's time for another trip around the Net to sniff out the best in celebrity news.

And two, it's Gilbert Gottfried's birthday! Happy 53rd, Gil!

In honor of both, read the following bulletins out loud with your best Gilbert Gottfried impersonation. Lord knows we wrote them that way:

Just Jared sets our loins ablaze with super-sizzling shots of a shirtless John Stamos!

A Socialite's Life brings us up to date on Boy George's captive eroticism!

Luckily, Celebslam wipes that unpleasantness from your mind with Bijou Phillips bikini pics!

Go Fug Yourselves asks, "Will There Be Fug on Daniel Day-Lewis' mug?"

The Gossip Girls fill us in on Heath Ledger's ongoing death investigation!

Popsugar informs us that Britney Spears is still acting like a weirdo!

Celebrity Baby Blog gives birth to an item on expectant mom Soleil Moon Frye!

And What Would Tyler Durden Do gives us the scoop on Tyra Banks' delusions of homelessness!

See you tomorrow!