index

Hey, we didn't know that there's an Absolutely Fabulous remake in the works!

Actually, that's just Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, looking somewhat Eddy and Patsy, as they weave their way toward the Bourdelle Museum in Paris.

We can only imagine that they were there to peruse the vast array of Beethoven-inspired art in the Collection Bourdelle.

We're not sure why they're bothering; after creating the masterpiece that was their I'm the Cute One album, they really have nothing to learn from a hack like Ludwig.    

Being a country-music superstar has its advantages.Like, people actually pay you to soak up suds and sunshine on a beach in Cancun.

Filming a Corona beer commercial in Mexico, Kenny Chesney seemed to embrace the kick-back atmosphere, pulling off his boots and wriggling his tootsies in the sand as the crew prepared for the shoot.

Of course, we couldn't blame him if he felt compelled to toss back a few. Not only was the poor guy married to Renee Zellweger but, much like Pam Anderson's recent gambit to rid herself of Rick Salomon, Renee quickly filed for an annulment based on fraud,

"The only fraud that was committed was me thinking that I knew what it was like," Chesney later told 60 Minutes. "That I really understood what it was like to be married, and I really didn't."

We'll drink to that. 

What was going through Janet Jackson's mind as she promoted her latest CD, Discipline, at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday?

Was it:

"Oops! I could've had a V-8?"

"Michael's asking how much for the ferris wheel at Neverland?"

or

"Youch! This nipple ornament is cold!"

Our guess is that she was just informed that she also had to make an appearance on Larry King Live. That guy makes us bug out, too.

Click below to view the full gallery.

Aw, yeah! It's Leap Year, people, and that means that, not only are you getting a bonus edition of Blog Jam, but you're getting a totally sweet, expanded edition of Blog Jam as we widen our net for the juiciest celeb news.

Let's jump to it:

First, Yours Truly brings you the story of Drew Barrymore and Justin Long's wicked Mexican getaway!

INF Daily delivers the scoop on the meeting of the Laurens.

Flynet delivers some Insider information.

Pacific Coast News reflects on the sheer awesomeness of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Celebslam hits us up with Jessica Simspons' imminent Kuwaiti vacation.

A Socialite's Life brings us up to speed on Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks' reality-TV convergence.

Go Fug Yourself dares to stare at Fug Whisperer Aisha Taylor.

The Gossip Girls go ga-ga over Kate Moss's night on the town.

Popsugar delivers a bulletin on Leo DiCaprio's Celtic Pride.

Celebrity Baby Blog takes a walk with Gwen Stefani and her pride and joy.

And What Would Tyler Durden Do tells us that Heath Ledger's doctors are totally cleared!

See you next time!

The body of Guinean born model Katoucha Niane was found near the Garigliano Bridge in the Seine River, Paris police said today.

Julia Roberts hasn't had the friendliest relationship with the paparazzi--in fact, not too long ago she chased down one shutterbug in her car and confronted him.

So why was she all smiles for the cameras in New York's Meatpacking District yesterday?

Perhaps because she had just come from an appointment with her favorite hairstylist, Serge Normant and, feeling like a Pretty Woman again, she was conducive to having her new look documented.

Then again, it could just be relief over the fact that Serge didn't give her the same hairstyle as her former hubby, Lyle Lovett.

Either way, we're glad to see those pearly whites again, Julia. Drive carefully!