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Tonight? Not so much. Ellen looked like she either:
a) is playing dress up with something her Puritan* grandmother wore to a funeral
or
b) took a maternity prom dress intended for her pregnant Juno character, belted it, and thought, "That'll do."
We are, however, totally willing to take the crystal-covered minaudiere off her hands when she's ready.
*make believe "Puritan grandmother" is meant for comedic effect and not intended to imply that Page actually has a Puritan grandmother nor intended to offend Puritans... or their grandmothers.
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Ellen Page Blahs Us to Death.
We can only hope we look as good as you, you classy hottie you. This gown looked spectacular when Mirren was moving under lights (then the sleeves turn into magic and totally work).
Click any image below to compare 2008 Oscar's Mirren to 2007 Oscar's Mirren:
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Dame Helen Mirren is Crystal-Encrusted.
Despite wearing white, Miss Hudson looks like she's thinning out (not that she needs to). Well, it's definitely an improvement over last year's disaster.
Um. We don't know what else to say. Wig much?
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Jennifer Hudson Comes Back to Earth.
For us, the dress is just so-so. It was a bit reminiscent of the nip-baring see-through blunder Uma Thurman wore to the Swarovski Fashion Rocks event in October (included in the gallery for your comparison). This dress makes Kristin look a little wide in the waist when we all know she is super tiny!
But then, take a look at those eyelashes. Yowza! Chenoweth's face is flawless.
Kristin sang the nominated "That's How You Know" from Enchanted. Despite our being underwhelmed by her gown, we are still enchanted by Kristin.
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Kristin Chenoweth is Sheathed in Sheer.
We were all for this Atelier Versace dress, but were let down by the strange flower adornments. The way the gown criss-crosses over her waist and hips is perfection. The Oprah-cut hair is sleek and formal. But the gown, somehow, leaves us wanting more from the two-time Best Actress winner.
Agree to disagree by clicking any image.
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Mixed Feelings for Hilary.
I don't know. The gown is just blah. It's as if Nina Ricci accidentally gave you the muslin copy off the dress form. We'll say your saving grace is that wonderful diamond necklace and your loosely coifed romantic updo.
Click any image to see super-thin Keri Russell at the Oscars:
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Keri Russell is Really... Tiny.
