Ellen Page Blahs Us to Death

Tonight?  Not so much.  Ellen looked like she either:

a) is playing dress up with something her Puritan* grandmother wore to a funeral

or

b) took a maternity prom dress intended for her pregnant Juno character, belted it, and thought, "That'll do."

We are, however, totally willing to take the crystal-covered minaudiere off her hands when she's ready.

*make believe "Puritan grandmother" is meant for comedic effect and not intended to imply that Page actually has a Puritan grandmother nor intended to offend Puritans... or their grandmothers.