How, exactly, is it all going down? Here in Hollywoodland, there are two teams in the Coffee Wars. Team Green Giant (aka Starbucks) and Team Mouthful (aka the SoCal-based The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf). Angelinos (stars included) have a tendency to take an "if you're not with us, you're against us" attitude when it come to selecting one's drug dealer coffee vendor. Think of it as Capulet and Montague, as Sharks and Jets, as Hatfield and McCoy, as... you get the picture.
So, over the next couple of days, we'll put stars head to head, green straw to purple straw, as they fight for their favorite fix.
ROUND ONE: The 1 Girl, 2 Cups Edition.
In the green corner, showing an impressive display of balance and maxillofacial coordination, Hayden Panettiere.
In the purple corner, double fisting it, Ali Larter.
Lady Heroes, please touch mugs. FIGHT!
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