Shine-r On, Madge!

Madonna hid behind some dark shades as she left London's Claridges Hotel yesterday, obscuring her black eye, but still leaving us a glimpse of the yellowing bruise on her cheek. A refrigerator door is being said to be the cause of the still youthful 49-year-old singer's black and blue marks, but some suspect that Madge may have had a little work done. But, why would she have work done on just one eye? She can afford to get them both done at the same time!