Who needs photos of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini when we can spend aaaaaaaalllll day gazing at these here photographs of one undercloth'd Amy Winehouse?

Everyone.  That's who.

Yesterday, the world's favorite busy bee Amy Winehouse decided to battle the Oxfordshire, England heat by stripping down to her (surprisingly not red) bra while taking a break outside of a recording studio.

Never have we been so thankful for the U.K.'s near-perpetual state of overcastedness (so we like to make up words... deal).

Pardon us.  If you need anything, we'll be over here... vomiting.

We're going to take this moment to suggest that Jennifer Aniston reevaluate her wardrobe and remove any article of clothing that doesn't involve bikini tops.  She looks kind of amazing in them.

After several days apart, it appears John Mayer is back in Miami visiting Jennifer Aniston for round two of poolside cuddlefest on her days off from filming Marley and Me.  Yesterday, the duo were spotting taking a dip in and lounging beside a Miami hotel pool.

We're going to applaud John for taking such a risk-- and we're not talking about dating Aniston. 

We're referring, of course, to getting his feathered haircut all waterlogged and then cooping it up under that Yankees cap.  It could take hours of blow drying to restore that 'do to its intended altitude.  We just hope your triceps weren't sore this morning, John (again, referring to the haircut and the mandatory blow drying).  As we mentioned before, maintaining such a style really requires a lot of commitment.  So, clapter (it really needs to be a word, people).

Click any image to see the hefty gallery of sexy Jen and soulful John being, predictably, sexy and soulful (or something...) in the water.











EXCLUSIVE photos by KADENA PIX

...except they do it with a fancy smancy accent.

On Friday, Usher Raymond popped out of Bush House in London which houses (uh, redundant) Radio One.  Usher signed autographs, smiled, and looked generally pleased with himself... which is kinda his thing... and it kinda works wonders for us.  Weird.

Lookin' sharp there, Mr. Married.

Later that evening, U. Raymond ushered (*tugging at collar*) an older lady out of London's own celebrity socializing ground, Amika nightclub.  Looking at these photos, we can't help but think, "Whole Foods in London!  Hoorah!"  Then, after thoroughly examining the photos' backgrounds we think, "What's her deal?"  So, if ya know her deal, do share!












Radio One photos by JAI / Amika photos by BIG PICTURES

Pregnant Angelina Jolie spent her Mother's Day checking on the status of that which makes her a mother.  The celebumommy took her son Pax Thien along with her as she visited a doctor's office in Grasse, France for a checkup.

Later, mom and son headed to a drive thru to pick up lunch.  And, like the rare beast (in the pegasus/unicorn sense of the term) that she is, Jolie attracted the attention of curious locals and excitable photographers.  If Big Foot wants to remain elusive, we suggest he hang out just beyond Jolie's proximity.  That way, cameras are sure never to turn his way.

We're just lookin' out for you, Sasquatch.

Aaaaaaanyway.  What do you think Brad and the pack of children did for mommy Jolie today?












Photos by Eliot Press